Democracy Dies in Darkness

Hey, did you hear the new rock band Democracy Dies in Darkness? Oh, you didn’t? That’s because Democracy Dies in Darkness is the new slogan for the Washington Post. This new slogan is literally the most metal thing I have ever heard. This is simultaneously the greatest and stupidest slogan of all time. But I have to wonder what the other slogans WaPo had in mind were. Rejected WaPo slogans: 
-We Hate Trump’s America

-Believe Us Please

-Drank 2 Much Kool-Aid

-We Aren’t Biased 


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